HANDSOME BOIS

See look if you´r with a boi am talking to the girls, especially if your boi friend is handsome just stick to him,"you see those abdomen is not easy to have them I personally it cost me hell I almost got diagnosed in search of good body fitness (shape)" ... cos now to friend a handsome boi is rare so hock up to that guy or-else you loose him.To all the bullshit that always pick and drop the next time you do that,that´s gonna be your last boifriend in life.

international woman's day

Yeah, the international women´s day I hope those senseless people are not forgetting the men cos all the countries has their own minister of defence not minister of attack. Look equality is not a word to be debated but things to work for, if you´r a woman and you want to become a president that´s your cup of tea, then go for studies am 100%´definitely sure nobody is going to stand as an obstacle in your way. The men now will be asking why there´r no men´s day, is obvious that the law are favouring/supporting the women and therefor living the men in the street. Is true when a matrimony separate and/or divorce the ladies goes with the 75% of the property the man should leave the house and some goodies,as far as i know am not a sexiest,let that be clear. And to those who thinks or favours the men in terms of job, it is a disgrace to you as a human hood, everybody is equal and you have no right to punish anybody due to the word "gender". Generally to mister law maker,the law should have 50% equality between the two party not 70-30% that´s improper equation. The men who want to become a house husband in future,start right now,learn how to cook because the women are 100% brilliant/better than the so called men.

your bad english!

Ah!..this title is little bit too hard I won´t say or use the word bad here, because, wait a minute the reason why am writing this, is...Due to the recent mail I receive from some good people telling me my English is bad, I would love to clear some doubt.Look my own is alright, why? "you can´t compare me with somebody that only speak one language and/or two", in my case I speak different type of languages,which are ; English,Spanish,Edo,Pigeon English,Catalan and at this moment am actually practising Chinese & little bit French.I´m doing pretty well in almost all the language excluding few (you know) my native language.The question is to whom I write to they understand me, that´s the point,I don´t write to those that call themselves the brilliant I write to those willing to learn from other people in order to gain something in return.

YOU WRITE IN ENGLISH

uff!,it´s true most of my post are in english, why? cos almost half of the planet ( world) including the animals speak english, and the only way to communicate to people is speaking and/or writting in the language they understand and stop complicating things (YOURSELF). It´s quiet alright perhaps my next post is gonna be in spanish or my native language and I would see the way you pick up with me. Ah,...now that you are reading this post, am little bit short of words I gat "nothin" to say at this point, maybe I should press the publish post button, yes, is not a crime to finnish what you have started atleast not at this moment,Hahahaha.

the audacity of hope

Can we spend all our days in cafe to catch mugu?YES WE CAN!

Can we blow up pipelines and siphon free fuel?YES WE CAN!

Can we bribe our professors/sleep with them and graduate with great degrees from college?YES WE CAN!

Can we chop and clean mouth with public money meant for health,education,roads e.t.c?YES WE CAN!

Can we strip an innocent lady naked and flog her just because say we be oga for navy?YES WE CAN!

Impossibility is not a Nigerian language.If you can imagine it,then,YES WE CAN!

P.S:all i do is to motivate,if you're upset cos i'm using negative potrayals of ya country,go out there and do something positive,YES YOU CAN!

funny is'nt it

Can you imagine what we do to win any competition these days well don't you imagine. Reports from a Tennis tournament in down under New Zealand says that an eight(8) year old girl, was dismissed for wearing an ear piece during the games in a junior tennis tournament in the south Islands of Christchurch. Now officials say the young lady was wearing these ear piece to get direct instructions from her daddy, the referee became overly keen when too many match calls was noticed, and the device was discovered underneath the headband of the young 8 year old. But the father was quick to rebuff the statement that the device was used for cheating, claiming instead that it was used to keep the score of the young Anastasiya Korzh a Ukrainian born who was in her first tournament. Now who is telling the truth . The official or the young lady's father?

nigeria night of a thousand laugh

I really love the comedians especially "basket mouth" though sometimes I hardly hear what he´s saying,... be´cos he do imitate the igbos accent.

Although I´m somebody that love to laugh, even if it´s funny or not I just laugh ...why?

In order for the speaker "who is talkin" not to be bore or ashame, ...i just blow off my shinning white teeth.

Most people dont know how to make someone happy, ain´t sayin you should always behaive like a fool in order to impress your enemies.

NOTE... my 40% laugh is real, I haven´t the vaguest ideal about the remaining 60% so if you know it, you should help me cos I don´t know if am stupid.

Marbles word

There are many people that quited almost at the point/period of archeiving their goals -due to inpatient they lost it-. What am I saying?... Never you quit in any thing you´r doing, your season is coming just wait and see, don´t miss your goals in life.

BECOMES ILLEGAL

Hey! who told me to place this title, how the damn am I going to finnish this topic.wait a minute... I got the ideal, becoming ilegal is not being in a country with a fake document, but it started when you suddenly renounce your legacy or your right in terms of paying tax, alright lets go down to nigeria my country were the most people I think 62% of them don´t pay single tax, you see them complaining about the government. The government are not doing their work, when you know you nearly don´t pay tax. So tell me how is the law gonna help you when the NNPC cut off your light, five minute later you connect your ilegal connection or when you´r driving the police stop you & ask your driving licence, the next thing you do is giving the officer 20naira so that he lets you go, cos you´r driving without licence. I´m horribly ashame of you, you that host a riot to destroy the little government property, and at the end you´r the one complaining.

Courtesy Demands That…

Yeah, courtesy demands that when I sneeze, you say ”bless you” che! Not because you give a hoot about me but… hey! Courtesy demands. And at times…eh… eh… ugh… eh… aaachuuuunnnn!!! Excuse me.

As I was saying, at times… meanwhile did I just hear you say, “Bless you”? If you did thank you jare and if you didn’t… whatever! I have a slight cold so please bare with me.

You see, many a time, the society we live in demands of some things from us, things that could be said to be irrelevant or sometimes demanding, yeah demanding ‘cos we don’t really which to give it. Or what do you call a situation where you have to say good morning to that person you’ll rather have not seen that morning. You are compelled to say good morning, not by anyone but just because courtesy demands. On the real, shouldn’t you act as you really feel and walk past that person without saying a word or better still tell him/her to funk off. But you will not be said to be courteous if you do that, will you? An aunty/uncle that has never lent you any support all your life but has always been there to criticize and bad mouth you, suddenly shows up on your wedding day demanding for all sorts from your in-laws and saying for all who care to listen.“We trained him/her”. And there you are, smiling but boiling at a 100 degrees Celsius inside. Courtesy demands that you respect you elders che and you don’t want to give your in-laws a bad impression of your family, che? But what if you just act as you feel and tell the darn uncle/aunty to funk off! Oops! You need to play nice for the sake of posterity, my bad, pardon my mis-thought. eh… eh… ugh… eh… aaachuuuunnnn!!! Excuse me.

You step into a banking hall and take your turn on the queue, waiting to be attended to. You have 2500 naira in your savings account and need to withdraw 2000 naira urgently. Then just when its 2 people before your turn, this fly looking gentleman all dressed up like a million bucks, comes into the bank and walks straight up, past you, to the counter, with a “Close Up” smile on his face, he says to the cashier “how are you today young lady” and to your disbelief, she starts attending to him, flushing all over. There you are fuming like an angry cow but courtesy demands that you be civil in public places. You don’t want to shout and demand your turn just for the cashier to give you attention then find out all you want to collect is 2000naira. I say, shout your voice hoarse, raise the darn roof, get every body in the bank on their feet, you were waiting patiently on the queue to collect YOUR money, irregardless of the amount. You deserve to be respected. But don’t mind me jare…shebi you don’t want them to call you bush man.

And there you are at this fancy restaurant with your loved one, you guys are having a quiet and romantic evening together with love floating all around you both. Then suddenly, kpooos, is what you hear, your partner just fart. You look each other in the face and smile without saying a word. What a loving couple, so in love. However the smell slowly encompasses the atmosphere and you are virtually choking on your food. The stench is only comparable to what you get from a bust sewer tank and you are feeling so likely to puke. But as if you have a photographer waiting to snap you, you maintain that uncomfortable smile on your face. S houldn’t you just stand up and take a walk? Shouldn’t you be telling your partner the day is over and he/she should go flush his/her system with Dettol. Nah! That wouldn’t be right, would it? ‘cos courtesy demands that even when you are dying inside, you should be looking like “oh what a wonderful world” eh…

eh… ugh… eh… aaachuuuunnnn!!! Excuse me.

Sorry but I need to go get me some vitamins, this cold is… is… eh… eh… ugh… eh… aaachuuuunnnn!!! I’ll be right back!eh… aaachuuuunnnn!!!

Nigerian have a right to complain!

Dear Nigerian,

How often are you satisfied with the product and service you pay for?
Is the product or service what the supplier promised it would be?
Does the attitude of the staff make you want to scream?
Is the advertising offensive or misleading?
Is the service offering rather annoying?
Do people really care what you think?
Don’t suppress those frustrations - communicate your complaints http://www.complainnigeria.com/

The Wayfarer

Your path in life is certainly not determined by you...you did not choose who to be born to, you cannot force anyone to love you...so many things you cannot do by yourself...I have chosen, however, to make the best of everything that life pushes my way...I have learnt to listen to that inner voice, that voice I can trust when other voices are hell-bent on confusing me...

kokolets,kokolets everywhere!

Na wetin!why is it that everywhere i turn i see girls,ladies,women,sisis,whatever it is you like to call them,aplenty.I remember a couple of years back on campus when i was accosted by school security for loittering.There was no way i could explain that i decided to stand at the main gate out of my own free will to admire d amazingly beautiful girls everywhere.What has made the women of this generation so stunning?abi na d indomie wey we chop?As my good friend Dapo;thats Mr D'banj to you;once said,kokolets on the land,on d sea,in the air,kokolets everywhere.P.S:actually Dapo no be my friend but i know person wey im brother sister na dem Dbanj fneighbour family friend dog...........mmmmmmmmmmm..............so,na my guy!

Interweb busiiness is the bomb!

Internet business is the unstoppable storm that will going to be insurmountable. It has captured the attention of almost everyone both novice and gurus because of the great prospect and potential it holds. Almost everyone in life wants to determine their working hours per day and it can only be achieved with this storm. opportunities abounds so much that it is impossible for no one not to get the pie of the internet fortunes. Dear folks it is not all about this but about not also letting the frenzy to carry you also without any painstaking scrutiny inorder to know which do you have potential and that you can be able to do it without stress and spend less time at the front of your PC.
let your money work for you and not you working for money. See you again.

Whata laugh!

Hi everyone out there,today once again i raise a topical issue about the Nigeria minister for sports Abudulraheem Gimba,when country athletes staged a massive protest at the Federal Capital Territory Abuja yesterday. The athletes are unhappy with the way the minister is playing politics with sports,protesting that they were supposed to be in Korea for a two week training tour and they are still within the country,why ? they asked.

Meanwhile the minister is involved in political power show with his subordinates in the ministry,the same minister removed the names of six doctors from the list of personal going to the games leaving only 3 doctors for the team, imagine. Imagine a minister who knows not when the country failed to qualify for the relays due to funds to take the relay team for a qualifier in Greece, yet he same minister removed 6 doctors for the games that he knows next to nothing about. Imagine.

Now will the minister be allowed to continue with this slow killing of he country's sports?, while athletes suffer under the harsh environment he created , he goes about the country bickering with his subordinates. I feel the athletes should be respected and the Presidency look into bringing a sport person instead of a technocrat to ruin sports in the country. Remember that sports is the only unifying factor that holds this country together. Please post your views and comments to this blog.

I am McLovin!

I am McLovin. I am a independent interweb marketing consultant that does important marketing business on the interwebs. I am new to blog but not new to the world so I do not say hi to the world I say hi to blogs.